Coyote 1, Wolf 0

(Pixelated for your protection; click on image for the gory details)

We woke up one morning in early April to find this unfortunate animal in an open field about fifty yards from our front door. Because the throat was ripped out and not the belly, consensus of native Vermonters was that a coyote had done the deed. Little had been eaten until the vultures got to it later in the week. Ill omen? I prefer to think of it as a sacrifice.

… And while the strength of glorious Hephaestus was beginning to kindle the fire, he dragged out two lowing, horned cows close to the fire; for great strength was with him. He threw them both panting upon their backs on the ground, and rolled them on their sides, bending their necks over, and pierced their vital chord. Then he went on from task to task: first he cut up the rich, fatted meat, and pierced it with wooden spits, and roasted flesh and the honourable chine and the paunch full of dark blood all together. He laid them there upon the ground, and spread out the hides on a rugged rock: and so they are still there many ages afterwards, a long, long time after all this, and are continually. Next glad-hearted Hermes dragged the rich meats he had prepared and put them on a smooth, flat stone, and divided them into twelve portions distributed by lot, making each portion wholly honourable. Then glorious Hermes longed for the sacrificial meat, for the sweet savour wearied him, god though he was; nevertheless his proud heart was not prevailed upon to devour the flesh, although he greatly desired. But he put away the fat and all the flesh in the high- roofed byre, placing them high up to be a token of his youthful theft.

3 Responses to “Coyote 1, Wolf 0”

  1. Joe Says:

    What is excerpt this from?
    It’s a version of the story of hermes stealing Apollo’s cows while he is off inventing the lyre while his mother sleeps right?

  2. Jason Lutes Says:

    Yeah, it’s from the Homeric Hymn to Hermes. Homer wrote hymns about all or most of the gods. You can read the full translation here.

  3. gordon ramsay Says:

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    you wrote the book in it or something. I think that
    you can do with some pics to drive the message home a bit,
    but instead of that, this is excellent blog. An excellent read.
    I will definitely be back.

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